i can’t wait to see Cedar Rapids
HBO is having a Shallow Hal marathon
its either this, Night at the Museum 2, The Green Zone or Valentine’s Day. Laaaaame
He lets the power of the whole universe flows through him everytime he touches...– Flea (via speak-free)
I bought ramen noodle in a cup cuz I don't have a...
For microwave directions it says “in a separate microwavable container bring water to a boil then follow steps 1,2, and 3 above.” ah yes. BECAUSE I BOIL DAMN WATER IN THE MICROWAVE ALL THE DAMN TIME YOU BASTARDS!!!
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
fghtffyrdmnstylr: …and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”