Rhcp fan. Obsessed with tats. and my boxer. who is now deceased. fuck

 

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ARE YOU TELLING ME IVE BEEN MISSING OUT ON ALL OF THESE THINGS UP UNTIL NOW???? Wtf

These are pretty fucking awesome. Thanks, Tumblr.

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I saw a bo-bo rub his dingus and milk came out.

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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tomhardyvariations:

Remember the Elton John disco album? Neither do I. But in the wake of Daft Punk’s Random Access Memories, Victim of Love feels ripe for revival. I mention this because a gossip entertainment site says Tom will portray 70s Elton. That’s more intriguing than the speculation about weight-loss. Isn’t Rocketman supposed to be shooting in autumn this year? Still a ways away. Meanwhile, Peaky Blinders had a table read on Monday! (fuckyeahpeakyblinders.tumblr keeps up with all the news. :)

...his weight loss was noticeable at the BAFTAs. Apparently, he’s mid-transformation for the Elton John bio-pic. Elton was much slimmer in the 1970s, and that’s the time frame Tom will be portraying.

tomhardyvariations:

Remember the Elton John disco album? Neither do I. But in the wake of Daft Punk’s Random Access Memories, Victim of Love feels ripe for revival. I mention this because a gossip entertainment site says Tom will portray 70s Elton. That’s more intriguing than the speculation about weight-loss. Isn’t Rocketman supposed to be shooting in autumn this year? Still a ways away. Meanwhile, Peaky Blinders had a table read on Monday! (fuckyeahpeakyblinders.tumblr keeps up with all the news. :)

...his weight loss was noticeable at the BAFTAs. Apparently, he’s mid-transformation for the Elton John bio-pic. Elton was much slimmer in the 1970s, and that’s the time frame Tom will be portraying.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

BILLY. FOR CHRIST’S SAKE, LOOK AT THIS PLACE. I WORK FIFTY, SIXTY HOURS A WEEK. I WANT TO COME HOME TO A CLEAN TERRARIUM AND INSTEAD IT’S LITTLE BITS OF CRICKETS EVERYWHERE, WHAT LOOKS AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT ON THE HOT STONE, SAND ALL IN THE WATER DISH …
I KNOW THINGS ARE TOUGH WITH YOUR MOM GONE BUT YOU GOTTA START PULLING YOUR WEIGHT AROUND HERE. WE CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

BILLY. FOR CHRIST’S SAKE, LOOK AT THIS PLACE. I WORK FIFTY, SIXTY HOURS A WEEK. I WANT TO COME HOME TO A CLEAN TERRARIUM AND INSTEAD IT’S LITTLE BITS OF CRICKETS EVERYWHERE, WHAT LOOKS AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT ON THE HOT STONE, SAND ALL IN THE WATER DISH …

I KNOW THINGS ARE TOUGH WITH YOUR MOM GONE BUT YOU GOTTA START PULLING YOUR WEIGHT AROUND HERE. WE CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS.